synecdoche:

notnadia:

LOUIE: I know that being a woman in New York must be hard because it’s basically disappointing, maybe, because you try to be nice to men as human beings and then they respond by just torpedoing towards your vagina. And I- I want you to know that I’m aware that you’re young and beautiful, and I’m not either of those things, and part of me knows that once my lips stop moving, you’re gonna say no but please, please think of the fact that it’s low risk what I’m asking? You just come out with me for a drink, and even if you got up and left in the middle of the one drink, I wouldn’t hold it against you. So just make a judgment based on that nothing horrible would happen if you came out with me. I think you’re so attractive. I’m attracted to you because you are nice and you are a decent person… and other reasons that you probably want people to be attracted to. And also you’re horribly cute, I mean you’re cute as hell, and I grow on people- women. Some time goes by, you get past the bald head and that I sweat a lot and I’m lumpy and… I’ve run out of things to say, can you tell me now? Did this work?

TAHLIA: OH MY GOD YES, LOUIE, I WILL GO OUT WITH YOU.

#how could anyone say no to these words in this order